I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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