Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Houston, we have a squirter
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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