Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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