Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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