Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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