For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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