My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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