office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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