kristin has been a bad kristin
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
so much tequila, so little girl.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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