His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Never underestimate the power of titties
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