we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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