I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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