he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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