nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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