your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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