I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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