I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
