Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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