I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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