Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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