chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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