idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
