Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just had sex bonerless
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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