so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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