if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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