If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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