At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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