Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
farters have to be the big spoon...
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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