I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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