She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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