i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just fell off a train. Bad.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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