he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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