found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
