Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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