ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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