Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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