She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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