4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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