Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
