The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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