my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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