Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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