are you still at the devil's house?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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