We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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