Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
soo... how was my night?
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