Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
NoShamevember. You game?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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