He is an equal opportunity slut.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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