I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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