How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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