found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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