sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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