He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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