Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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