If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
