seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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